一个经典的英文竞赛

Take a look at the competition below which is held by a foreign website.

Everyone is asked to write down two sentences,of which the first one should be most romantic while the next one should be most unromantic.

Here are some copies.

1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

  But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

  2- After you, my love, my only prize

  Would be a bullet between my eyes

  3- Of loving beauty you float with grace

  If only you could hide your face

  4- I thought that I could love no other

  Until, that is, I met your brother

  5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

  This describes everything you're not

  6- I want to feel your sweet embrace

  But don't take that paper bag off of your face

  7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes —

  damn, I'm good at telling lies!

  8- Every time I see your face

  I wish I were in outer space

  9- I saw your face as you walked by

  but then I saw a better guy

  10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

  Marrying you screwed up my life

  11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,

  If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

  12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?

  Two parts vodka, one part lime

  13-I see your face when I am dreaming

  That's why I always wake up screaming

  14-My love you take my breath away

  What have you stepped in to smell this way

  15-My feelings for you no words can tell

  Except for maybe “go to hell”

16-I want to keep dancing on your palm,

until my weighing machine stops alarm.